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  • I said No No No No

    The No No Song
    (For Lucas Giolito 8-25-2020)
    By Voodoochile
    With apologies to Ringo Starr

    A Pitcher that I know from South Chicago
    Smiled because no one understands
    Then He threw his first pitch and we said ho ho
    And we knew he was the best in all the land

    And I said:
    No no no no, the Bucs can’t hit it no more
    They tried but they just bounced them off the floor
    Yeah they’re all, stiffs, who had lots of whiffs
    And Lucas showed them all right to the door

    A Player that I know from Pittsburgh town
    Frowned because he did not understand.
    Then he checked his swing, but the ump said gone
    He knows Lucas is the best in all the land

    And I said:
    No no no no, the Bucs can’t hit it no more
    They tried but they just bounced them off the floor
    Yeah they’re all, stiffs, who had lots of whiffs
    And Lucas showed them all right to the door

    A bunch of Sox fans let out a big scream
    We smile because now you understand
    Lucas and McCann and the White Sox team
    Simply are the best in all the land

    And I said:
    No no no no, the Bucs can’t hit it no more
    They tried but they just bounced them off the floor
    Yeah they’re all, stiffs, who had lots of whiffs
    And Lucas showed them all right to the door
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    • I said No No No No
      by voodoochile
      The No No Song
      (For Lucas Giolito 8-25-2020)
      By Voodoochile
      With apologies to Ringo Starr

      A Pitcher that I know from South Chicago
      Smiled because no one understands
      Then He threw his first pitch and we said ho ho
      And we knew he was the best in all the land

      And I said:
      No no no no, the Bucs can’t hit it no more
      They tried but they just bounced them off the floor
      Yeah they’re all, stiffs, who had lots of whiffs
      And Lucas showed them all right to the door

      A Player that I know from Pittsburgh town
      Frowned because he did not understand.
      Then he checked his swing, but the ump said gone
      He knows Lucas is the best in all the land

      And I said:
      No no no no, the Bucs can’t hit it no more
      They tried but they just bounced them off the floor
      Yeah they’re all, stiffs, who had lots of whiffs
      And Lucas showed them all right to the door

      A bunch of Sox fans let out a big scream
      We smile because now you understand
      Lucas and McCann and the White Sox team
      Simply are the best in all the land

      And I said:
      No no no no, the Bucs can’t hit it no more
      They tried but they just bounced them off the floor
      Yeah they’re all, stiffs, who had lots of whiffs
      And Lucas showed them all right to the door...
      08-25-2020, 10:38 PM
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