Yesterday, I told the token Cub fan in my office that we would beat the Twins last night. He responded that I jinxed the Sox and they would lose. I told him his "religion" was into jinxes, mine did not buy into that ****.

As soon as the final score of last night's game posted, he texted me "Now do you believe in jinxes?"

That got me thinking that perhaps I have a previously unknown superpower to effect global events.

I will move all hurricanes to the middle of the ocean.

Wipe out all diseases.

Have a 100% winning record whenever I buy Lottery tickets.

And more.

I love my powers!

Silly Cub fans.