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    Yesterday, I told the token Cub fan in my office that we would beat the Twins last night. He responded that I jinxed the Sox and they would lose. I told him his "religion" was into jinxes, mine did not buy into that ****.

    As soon as the final score of last night's game posted, he texted me "Now do you believe in jinxes?"

    That got me thinking that perhaps I have a previously unknown superpower to effect global events.

    I will move all hurricanes to the middle of the ocean.

    Wipe out all diseases.

    Have a 100% winning record whenever I buy Lottery tickets.

    And more.

    I love my powers!

    Silly Cub fans.